the Singularly Strange Occurrence of Kim Jong Un’s Non-Evil Twin


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Maybe Dennis Rodman slipped the North Korean leader a special brand of kool-aid or the leader has had an undisclosed aneurysm or something, or maybe the cloak and dagger department were finally able to take out the fellow.

Any way you slice and dice it, things on the Korean Peninsula took a pear-shaped turn this past week when Kim Jong Un announced the closing of his nuclear missile testing facility, the halting of the program, and his desire to end the sixty-plus year war with his southern neighbor.

Next, we’ll probably hear he’s starting a music career with the release of a video of him performing Gangnum Style or something melodic by Taylor Swift.

I have seen photos of this character recently and I think it is obviously a double, a doppelganger set up in place of the real leader.

Why? Because this guy is usually smiling!

Doesn’t anyone remember the movie “Moon Over Parador”? That’s what I’m talking about!

I’m sure the conspiracy theorists are going to be all over this.

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