Doomed to the Pits of… Apple?

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Apple had their big show recently and the new CEO, the very un-Jobs-like Tim Cook, did not mention the next big thing they were unveiling.

It was a let down to many of their rabid followers (like just about everyone on the planet) that there was no Apple-TV announcement or anything like the Dick Tracy television wrist-watches…

Which I happened to see advertised this morning but not by Apple.

People are wondering if Cook was being coy, or obtuse, or waiting for the word to come from the Oracle of Jobs located somewhere deep within the bowels of the Apple Headquarters…

The priests of which (or was it priestesses?) are probably kept separated from the rest of creation, subsisting on rice and lentils, breathing in wisps of esoteric incense to heighten their ocular powers and receive the word from…

Well, you get the picture. But apparently they did not send any word to Cook before the meeting and one would have to conclude that his improv skills would have sent him packing at the Last Comic Standing competition.

But if Apple has lost sight of the Next Big Thing, can life be worth living anymore?

No, it would not.

We would find ourselves doomed to a Microsoft existence.

Let us pray.

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